the 41 year old virgin who knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it

the 41 year old virgin who knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it......

Not that much to say about this one,,,,I'm usually not a fan of parodies but this one had me laughing a few times, people that act and looked exactly like the roles they were playing... so., here's what u need all the movies on the HUGE tittle,

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

the 40 year old virgin

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

superbad

"dr. phill
"star wars" etc....

those are the most important ones ... they make refence also to particular actors ....
is not "bad" at least will keep u awake till the end WICH IS AWSOOOOME IMITATING Slumdong Millionaire ending dance ;) **maybe ull want to see one of the true films again :D

Dennis Hopper, RIP

Known for such cult classics as Easy Rider, Apocalypse Now and Blue Velvet, Hopper embodied the image of the Hollywood icon. Hopper died on Saturday morning surrounded by friends and family at his home in Venice, California. He was last seen in public in March when he was honoured with a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. Hopper directed the 1969 counter-culture road movie Easy Rider, which he co-wrote with and starred alongside Peter Fonda. The pair were nominated for a best screenplay Academy Award. Following a promising start to his career, Hopper developed a reputation as a hell-raiser with a penchant for drink and drugs...

Great loss... :S


Dennis Hopper, RIP

Walk the Line 2005 (Johnny Cash & June Story)

Joaquin Phoenix.... en mi opinion hay dos papeles que este senor a personificado en los que lo ha tenido que entregar "TODO" *Marqués de Sade y Walk the line.. esta ultima con especial atencion a detalles tan minimos pero que en verdad hacen de esta historia tomada de la vida de estos artistas a un nivel en el que se le puede llamar un "clasico" ... Es tambien una peli super largaaaa pero los twists, la excelente direccion y una actuacion impecable hacen que el tiempo paresca nada. Creo que es la unica pelicula en la que las escenas de canciones (que usualmente queremos que pasen tan rapido) parecen ser igual o hasta mas importantes que otras para realmente entender la mentalidad perturbada del senor cash... Witherspoon por su parte engrandece de una manera formidable el rol de esta mujer(June) que tuvo que pasar...........Diossss creannnme tuvo que pasar!!!!
aqui van a reir, a llorar, perder todas las esperanzas en la vida misma, y ha recuperarlas de una forma ten delicada que pareciera una historia ficticia
si quieren ver un gran film vale mucho la pena darse una vueltecita por alguna tienda de videos & get this one es una joya....***This film far exceeded any of my expectations and afforded me the first trip home from a theater with a true feeling of satisfaction and acomplishment in a very, very long time soooooooo Highly recommended :)

Dnevnoy dozor (Day Watch 2006)

very well here we are... first of all before watching this film make sure you see Night Watch first. ****This certainly isn't a trilogy that you could watch out of sequence in nooo way whatsoever!!! that being said.. u go to the bathroom cause ull be sitting for almost 3 hours, & trust me U WOULDNT WANT to miss Anything.... *It combines EVERYTHING in itself. Action, drama, suspense, CGI that's definitely better way better, and more believable, than in any of the matrix movies, a very intricate plot, that you have to follow carefully throughout the movie or ull just be lost.. (believe me u will) lol i watched this film with a friend of mine & when it was over we just clicked the "play button" again.... THAT's HOW GOOD IT IS... and as i said on the prs review for night watch this one will give a lot of sense for things u just wont understand by watching night watch along.. In the beggining (maybe as a marketing strategy) they said that this movie would end the trilogy and by that time u have to buy ur ticket sometimes 5 hours before the actua movie starts.. it was crazy... after seeing the film we knew thats not accurate.. The thing is that director "Timur " said in numerous ocasions that there was no other movie for the trilogy to be completed wich is a hugeeee let down for fans like myself of this story,... in 2008 there was some info about "Dusk Watch ( Twilight Watch) that it was in process and we might see it back in 2009,,.. well not true... last thing i heard's that it would be realesed in 2012 under FOX companie... wich if true woul be very interesting to see....
lets wait and see how that goes :D

Nochnoy dozor (Night Watch) 2004 *Russian Film*

outstanding!


Nochnoy dozor,,,,, Well! this is a project we're talking here, Nochnoy dozor (Night Watch) propels Russian cinema into the 21st century!!! totally!Stylistic visuals effects that will blow ur mind *(at least @ that time 2004), kinetic editing and a subterranean sound mix are combined to create a caffeinated yet claustrophobic mood. Incredibly, the movie was made for just £2m wich is awsome because this movie rocks!!! as the first instalment in a trilogy it shows enough promise to make us want to see part two.. Lo unico que dire es que hay muchos detallitos al aire que no que esten mal pero esta peli fue sacada de una serie de libros que son sumamente imaginativos... yo los lei y la verdad la serie de harry potter parece Nacho frente estos libros so eso seria lo unico, muchas cositas que lamentablemente no entenderas si y solo si *1 lees la historia *2 veas Day Watch que es el sequel donde mezclan el resto de la trilogia pero ya de esa les hablare manana :D/// esta peli hay que verla conozco personas k ni saben que existe y es que internacionalmente no se le exploto mucho... veanla!!! cualquier cosa me tiran y les hago una copia.. *no creo que ande por internet* por lo menos no en su idioma original que le da un toque estupendo :DDDD

Thrist 2009

we gonna give stars so its easier to quick notice the best films ;)

5 wins & 7 nominations

Chan-wook Park...... if u know this man ull know his films are brutal, poetic, tragic, and artistic, with splashes of very grim humor. THIRST is clearly Park's style* The plot is strange with lots of twists and turns and takes a big swipe at the vampire clichés. Warning this film's Not for the squeamish. The acting is superb, particularly OK-vin Kim, the gorgeous actress in the female lead role who, at 22 :) // (every shot is gorgeous and creative) It's unpredictable - scenes go from brutal and heart-wrenching to laugh-out-loud hilarious in an instant. If you like beautifully told vampire stories like ******LET THE RIGHT ONE IN******** seeing THIRST should be an obvious must//. The blood, when it comes, is red and raw given sometimes a sense of "disgust" ,,,, it literally has EVERYTHING you want in a movie.....Easily one of the best films of 2009.

500 Days Of Summer *by Joan E. Sanchez

Directed by the relatively unknown Marc Webb, (500) Days of Summer begins bluntly
stating that It is not a love story, Its a Story about love...
By that it means it will show you how Tom Hansen, played by the superb Joseph Gordon-Levitt ("The Lookout" & "Brick"),
fell for Summer Finn, played by a incredibly gorgeous Zooey Deschanel.
In a lesser movie, things would go according to formula.
Boy meets girl, Boy falls for the girl, they both come to realize they love eachother,
something "unexpected" happens and threatens to destroy the newly found love between the leads
and then the obligatory happy-go-lucky ending i am so tired of by now.
Well reader, its my pleasure to anounce this movie drops formula like its hot and never picks it up.
Much like "High Fidelity" this movie grabs your attention by being unconventional...
How unconventional? well, At the very beggining of the movie Tom Gets Dumped by Summer (again like High Fidelity) and he is asked by his little sister (who you may or may not recognize from another little, small budget indie movie) ahem, where was i? oh yeah, he is asked to tell what happened and to start from the beggining... and he does, but not in the way you expect.
Another example of this is how certain scenes unfold, in no particular order, this movie has scenes in Black & white, it has a choreographed dance scene, it has a noir-ish french scene, and the movies most daring scene comes when Tom attends a party Summer is having...If you´re sentient human being, you´ve been through the same dilemma. Expectations Vs. Reality.
I guess what im trying to say is that i think the movie is good because of the way it moves swiftly and neatly from scene to scene while keeping you involved and engaged with its story, but it achieves greatness by showing you things you dont expect it to when you least expect it.
On the negative side i only have 1 small complaint...the movie seems awefully uninterested on the life of Summer, focusing solely on Tom´s POV. It doesnt hurt the movie a lot, but when you see it you´ll know what i mean.
You´re gonna love the ending though
Dont miss this one.

Joan E. Sanchez L. AKA. The New Kid.

Talk To Her (Hable con ella) 2002

Hace unos dias publique en Facebook o en el bb vaina" que no recordaba lo genial que era esta peli... Creo que verla en diferentes etapas de tu vida es algo que todos deben
hacer, porque la verdad senti ver algo totalmente diferente ahora,, tal vez ni la entendi la primera vez que la vi... This movie's sumamente madura es otra de esas pelis que de verdad si tienes un gusto (y pongo siempre el ejemplo porque es lo que me llega lol) twilight pues no..... no es para ti.... Almodovar siempre ha sabido como mexclar drama con un toque picaro algo de indescente y tal vez hasta abusa un poco de estos elementos, llevandonos a un punto en el que nos sentimos atrapados y sin salida.. Siempre he admirado como el logra que el espectador se familiaric y conozca cada uno de los personajes *aunque casi siempre son pocos* ... La historia empieza un poco "fofa" y llega un punto sin notarlo en el que se ha convertido en una maravilla y ni te has dado cuenta,, ni siquiera sabras quien es realmente (el-los) personajes principales... y tal vez, no la terminen muchos confundiendola con una historia "aburrida y un poco lenta" pero te muestra una variacion de "locura" pero no locura en el mal sentido, sino una locura que toca casi la ternura.... es una forma totalmente diferente y desconocida para muchos de amar pero es amor al fin... y el vinculo un poco bizarro que se crea entre "los hombres" del film es algo que lo vives a cada paso y no puedes decir ""humm esto no lo hubiese echo yo" u just cant... so es mega vieja .. pero como les dije es age-less el ser humano tiene extranas muy extranas variaciones y aqui veran una muyyy loca>>> thumbsUp!!! :D

The Hurt Locker 2008

Esta peli gano 6 Oscars.... so u must think Con* eh buena!!!
& its not bad ... mi problema con ella es que la elevaron a un punto
en el que no esta... las criticas fueron excelentes sin embargo
no hay nada que no se halla utilizado antes.,.. in fact it seems like a group of
maniacs doing "great things" and thats not right... & its not right
'cause of the following:

1* There was no plot, no emotions.

2* It gives right to the War in Iraq.

3* The script was written directly from the Pentagon. (Duh')

4* It's obviously a war propaganda.

5* I don't mind if a movie has a message saying to support the troops, but here, I felt like I was watching a 130 minute join the army commercial.

6* An team would not roll out on a mission with ONE TRUCK. That's just
asking to get your head blown apart.

7* Also, who on earth, in the right mind, puts on a hoodie and sneaks up to people with a gun and tells them to give them a ride (FOR FREE TOO) in the most hostile enviroment on the planet?

8* Even the ending was lame too. So he is given another year and stuff with badass music playing. What's the message here? That war is all cool and badass? That war is a drug and it's OK to get addicted to it if you're all cool and badass like James?

9* so para terminar no es nada del otro mundo que no se halla visto en otro war movie... veala 1 vez no mas de ahi.. se sentira toda la pelicula como el pana en la foto del medi que esta rodeado como por 7 bombas.... eso es la peli.. ni mas ni menos.. si tienes familia en la milicia seguro lloraras de orgullo si estas en contra de la guerra escupiras al dvd al sacarlo ... enough said...

Bleach

Eto e rapido!!! yo soy un bleachero de alante y bleach viene bomba hoy!!!
so si lo ven perfecto sino empiezen por el capitulo uno hoy toca el 271 so ya saben ,.. let see... un poquito de bleach
La serie tiene lugar en un universo de ficción en el que los personajes están divididos en distintas razas ficticias. Todas estas razas son los seres humanos, que en el momento en que murieron, pudieron o no descansar en paz. Las almas que logran ir a descansar en paz, son enviadas a la Sociedad de almas, por un shinigami en la que viven durante mucho tiempo, hasta resucitar en un nuevo cuerpo, mientras las que no lo hacen, son devoradas por los hollows que las llevan a Hueco Mundo para transformarlas en uno de ellos, además de ganar energía una vez que han sido devoradas. Algunos de los personajes de la serie poseen habilidades sobrenaturales, esto se debe gracias a que tiene un nivel alto de reiatsu (霊圧?), que es la energía espiritual. Los personajes principales de Bleach no poseían poderes, pero una vez que Ichigo absorbió los poderes de Rukia, e interactúa con ellos, empiezan a liberar habilidades únicas que nadie más tiene, y de los cuales se desconocían, ya que poseían un alto nivel de reiatsu.
uno de los grandes misterios de la serie es la Zanpakutō de Kenpachi Según lo que nos explica el Databook de Bleach (dibujado y escrito por el mismo Tite Kubo) y al contrario de lo que mucha gente piensa .Zaraki no conoce el nombre de su Zanpakutō y, por lo tanto, no ha dominado su Shikai (pese a que la espada se muestre de esta forma), ni su Bankai debido a que piensa que su gran poder espiritual y su fuerza bruta son suficientes para derrotar a cualquier enemigo

4ª Pelicula de Bleach
Ya en diciembre del 2009 la Weekely Shonen Jump anunció la nueva película de Bleach. Esta será la cuarta película del famoso manga sobrenatural de Tite Kubo. A Japón llegará este invierno aquí habrá que esperar a que salga el DVD y a los fansubs.
Live Action de Bleach?

Hollywood Llevará Bleach al Cine,la Warner Bros. ha decidido realizar una adaptación del famoso manga Bleach, que será producido por Peter Segal, Michael Ewing y VIZ Media, la empresa que publica los libros en su versión inglesa en norteamerica.Esto es algo contradictorio, pues en una entrevista Kubo afirmo que no le gustaria una pelicula Live Action de Bleach. ya bye :D

The New Daughter (2009)

..... ok.. first of all WHY Ivana Baquero!!!!!! How can u go from 'Pan's Labyrinth's to "this"///// God knows we dont expect anything from kevin this far..... and he didnt even tried, The plot is not original AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! The film was in no way shape or form scary, the sound effects of the film were what they relied on for the jump out of your seat factor. They added sound effects to absolutely everything... if u see a good critic about this film they were high!!! Oh GOD its bad!!! so bad!!!
es algo asi como "the village" ya saben aquella dirigida por el pana que solo pego "6to sentido" y luego de eso se dedico a dirigir un reguero de basura..... en fin te pasaras las casi 2 horas que dura esta peli sin tener #$@ idea de lo que pasa... lo cual seria genial si hubiese un twist o algo.. pero no hay nada....
kevin costner actua como si hubiese leido el guion y ya sabe todo lo que viene
no trata de convencer a nadie ni por un segundo... I want you to PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE not watch this. Even If you were dying and you had nothing better to do, just lay down and sing to yourself, but don't watch this movie!!!! u were warned....... aca se las resumo y se lo ahorran ;) Movie starts with divorced dad with a son n daughter moving to a new house and then the daughter goes nuts. Keeps digging the mound for no good reason REALLYYYY NO GOOD REAS0N AT ALL, turns nasty, shows deadpan eyes, emotionless featureS. Son is mostly scared, mostly plays the matured role which is not expected WEIRD RIGHT. Mom never visits because she has a new boyfriend *LAME* and Dad is confused about trying to ask kid's teacher out. However the teacher is self motivating and desperate. *I THINK SHE'S A LESBIAN....
SO THERE U GO ... NOW U DONT HAVE TO!

"Låt den Rätte komma in" @ Joan

WoW joan.... u really got my attention there.. o.O i know exactly what "Låt den Rätte komma in" is ... Tienes que realmente saber lo que es una pelicula para apreciar this particular one...en lo que no estoy de acuerdo contigo es en compararla, no solo con "daybreakers" sino con ninguna... el anio pasado estaba considerada la mejor pelicula de vampiros de la historia (no se si habra cambiado) y si tye fijas he tratado de dar feedback mas que nada de pelis actuales, batman la excepcion porque ya por ahi en algun lado se esta filmando la secuela... pero me da mucho gusto saber que hay mas gente joven que aprecia la semcilla pero increible en sustancia 'obra de arte" que es esta peli.... yo la tengo en su idioma original con los subs en ingles y como ya hasta el dialogo me se una vez la queme sin subs para que nada me distrajera.. so como te dije no habia pensado en ella por eso... pero gracias por la sugerencia,, una que otra viejilla que ande por ahi pues me dejas saber :D ya le avisare a mia que es mi contraparte en el blog pero ella esta en espana y a veces por cuestiones de horario no coordinamos.. pero estoy seguro k le encantara.... repito esta peli es genial... nada de desperdicios, pero eso si nada de twilight es MUY adulta eto no e pa carajito cheers mate! ;)

My Next movies...

*The Dead Outside


* DayBreakers


*The Unloved


*Everyman's War


*An Education


*The Diary Of Anne Frank

Recuerden que pueden hacer sus comentarios sugerencias tanto de pelis
o arte en general....
me pueden agregar por aca jonaleonhart@hotmail.com
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The Crazies 2010

Well.... its a remake ok.... so going from there, they changed the fact that previous one was focus on zombi horror" this one's more into tension,,, but hey!! dont get me wrong it is a horror/thriller & ull get those thrills believe, or even those "i cant look" moments. The acting was decent taking into consideration that no one can know for sure how ull act in a situation like this... the storyLine's very convincing some times may give u a feeling of slow paced... but that changes pretty quick, i think is even better than the 1st one,,, but i wont see it again :)
if u havent and need the "suffocation feeling" go for it!

Kick (Fraking) @SS !!!!!!!!!!! 2010

it is amazing..... it will grab u r neck & wont let go ,,, not for one second@!!!
to me' the best comic book screen adaptation since The Dark Knight!
Should I be having this much fun watching an 11-year-old destroy her competition? You know what, I think the answer is yes. Movie doesn' t care if u are sencitive, romantic it will destroy without merci...........The film is completely stolen by Chloe Grace Moretz, who's simultaneously adorable, foul-mouthed, hilarious and unspeakably violent; her fight scenes are thrillingly shot and genuinely exciting to watch.
Definetly u shoulsd fgooooooooo it worthit

Morning People!!

..........de que hablaremos hoy...... :p

In Bruges *2008*

Esta peli es del 2008 y tal vez muchos ni sepan que existe,,, y el problema con esta peli son varios.... primero lo primero los trailers, dan ASCoOO no se si el director encargado de los trailers no queria que esta peli progresara
pero son supeeeer aburridos!! the thing is seeing a trailer for a film creates an expectation, if the film delivers, then great! BUT , if the film is less then expected, (WE) the viewer feels cheated,.... that being said this movie's wayyyy superior to whatever u might think from watching the trailer...

Lo segundo es que a los 5 minutos de empezada la peli a la mayoria se le iran todas las ganas ya que empieza con una trama un poco "compleja" y la
verdad no da muchas ganas de seguir viendola... ahora bien si logras llegar
a la scena con el sacerdote (me imagino que son algunos 15 - 20 minutos)
pues lo habras logrado a partir d ese punto la historia da un giro de 965 grados,, y es que pasa de ser lo que hasta el momento era una especie de plodding British comedy" con unos cliches enormes,,, but if u make it that far be ready to be amused by one the bests performances d MR Colin F,.
Ralph Fiennes es otro que actua increible en un papel que exigio mucho del
ya que su personaje tenia una doble personalidad/doble moral y actuarlo y decir lo que hay en el libreto es facil, pero hacerte creerlo como este senor y Brendan Gleeson *como ken* lo hacen es simplemente increible.... La peli trata puntos muy profundos de la moral la psiquis del ser humano como ente social en este caso desde el punto de vista de unos "matones"........ la nina Chloe *valla tan populares las Chloe* lol) el papel de esta joven fue muy bueno aunque no estoy del todo convencido de que fuese necesario, en ocaciones el "romance" se puede sentir un poco forzado... la peli es super si no la has visto como les dije denle por lo menos 20 mint y luego decidan... no se arrepentiran ;)

Legion 2010

No creo que haya mucho que decir......
*cast - Great
*Acting -pretty Decent
*Script - is absolutely horrible,,, not kidding it suckssS!
so it drags u on and on ! u get to a point that u actually
feel sorry for the director or think that maybe hes just
making fun of us... as i said good cast, decent acting BUT since
the script itself sucked! huuuuge time everything's just wrong...
if i had to score this movie on a scale of 1 to 10 i think ill give it
a 3 for sure

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CHLOE 2010

ufff chloe chloe chloe..... if u're maried or have a girlfriend or boyfriend or special buddy., lets put it this Way if u have "feelings at all" this movie's scary.... the performances of this 2 women ( Julianne Moore's- Amanda Seyfried) are sooo good that u actually believe every single act..... This is an entertaining mega sexy & undeniably filled by lust and desire film.... Its plot switches are triggered with a smooth calculation if u dont pay close attention u might miss it.. (neeson pareciera estar de mas a veces.. como un mueble decorativo necesario para la trama pero el show se lo roban las ninas...)

This girl Seyfried showed us her ability to be innocently intoxicating and erotic as hell, all at the same time.... Chloe leaves you longing for wayyyy more, oh yes, it does but that's better than praying for less.. Its a different way to see how "human beings" (women in this particular case ) can react to infidelity & how far their willing to go in a very refreshing & as i said before scary way...

PS
if u dont trust that special someone in life 120% DONT WATCH this film!!
(it might give u "IDEAS" lol)

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 vs 1984

No creo que se puedan siquiera comparar..... el freddy del senor Wes Craven es simplemente algo mas... mientras todas las peliculas se enfocaban en crear un personaje "likeable" freddy fue siempre something else.. Krueger was truly a menacing, terrifying i saw the movie a couple months preparing myself for this one,,, and i had the same feeling as when i was a kid the dread its just too much it was just so fresh,,,, imagine u cant sleep!!! uuffff thats f.u! well if u havent take a look at it....

On regards of Krueger 2010..... hmmmmm.... even if u never actually saw the movie before we all know who freddy Krueger is.. its bn 6 sequels one with Jason dont waste precious time.... Wes Craven’s ’84 original kept you unsure as to whether you were witnessing dreams or reality, director Samuel Bayer’s remake was digitally remaxter and actually shows u *i think on puorpuse* whats what ,.. that really pissed me off.... i hated it! but hey if wanna watch it, its ur 1 hour & 35 minutes that wont come back...

Lake Mungo (2009)

.....What can we say 'bout this movie.... its another "horror documental" tipe of film....
with the big difference that is so hard to imagine that this isn't a true story, and that the actors playing the tragic history of the Palmers are not exactly who they say they are..
It's not so much scary as spooky (except for one really creepy moment) that particular
scene's worth to watch the whole movie,, very intriguing u'll probably will get a sort of feeling
as me... Is there a ghost story? Why is the family so scare & rattled? What's happening?
well take a look and let me know what u think...

The Young Victoria (2009)

The Young Victoria It’s actually a quite lovely film; gorgeous locations, fabulous costumes, and truly excellent performances. Emily Blunt is totally believable as the young Queen, in her role she’s establishing herself as a fine young screen actress with a lot to come...

The Dark Knight

Esta es definitivamente una de mis favoritas!!! luv the acting!! A drama about hard moral choices, 'The Dark Knight' is 'The Godfather' of superhero movies :D -- or, at least, 'The Departed// joker was SuperB!! it was just what i was expecting,,,,, can't wait for part 3

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